Are you emotionally stable or just hot? Either way… you’re ready now.
This cheeky, retro-inspired tee features our flirty blonde pin-up bombshell in full soft chaos mode — bold lips, louder curves, and zero regrets. It’s a wearable mood.

✨ Limited edition. Once it’s gone, it’s gone (like your last situationship).
💸 Priced sweetly, because art should be affordable.
💥 Printed on premium cotton, made for heartbreak and brunch.

Get it now, or cry later. Did I forget to say: “FREE SHIPPING”?

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!